The happs chaps!

Word! long time a yadda yadda yadda

I left my job. Done. A done diddly do. I am unemployed. But not today at least. I am filling in at the t-shirt take away. Good times. So far its been an hour and a half and ive nearly eaten all my food. No one has walked in so I am considering running to the bottle shop, getting ale headed and spruiking out the front. We will see how the day pans out.

Ive done a bit of stonemason work with a friend and that was good fun. After chipping away at stone and blunting chisels all day, things like wood and people look really soft. Like you could squeeze the shit out of them, but alas that is not the case. I like working with stone, its interesting. Its around 45 million years old and if you make something it will probably last another 45 million. I flattened my thumb plenty of times with the masonry hammer but thats all part of it.

The Wiseflys did another killer gig at the Birmingham. It was the tits. Check out the filmclip if you havent already. I*ll post it below.
We have another gig coming up at the Theatre Royal in Castlemaine. October 1st dont forget, it will be massive. Dance routine spectacular and costume bonanza.
We also made another film clip thanks to Jim. This time with smurfinger. It is going to turn out really well. Will keep you posted on that.
I also mentioned to Jim the other day a short film idea I have, about a real life experience I had. It involves a kangaroo getting hit by a car, a few times, lots of blood and a random sneaker. Jim wants me to star as myself, move over Damon Wayans!

I dont know what else to say apart from job hunting sucks the big one. I am going to do some courses to be a lollypop man and make killer dough. Next time you see a man with a stop/slow sign be sure to give him a wave because it might very well be me! I can hardly wait to stand around like a fluro highlighter and get paid for it. What do you think peoples reaction will be if I spin the thing around like an umbrella? Or if if I pretend its a cock and hump stuff? I hope they like it.

My unemployment is bringing about some strange habbits. Ive barely gotten out of my jim jams and I am addicted to worcestershire sauce. That stuff is the nectar of the gods, truly. Ive had it on salad, chicken and rice, kanga bangas, souvlaki and fried eggs. And thats only the last 2 days. Its fun just pottering around the house and backyard but Im getting sick of it quickly. I hope I find a job soon, Jasmine will be mad as a cut snake if I dont. Bless her.

Until next time and a fond aloha, thats the happs chaps!

Things that are shitting me as of late:
Job seeking, in particular the government jobseeker network and website. For the love of god just let me look for a job the old fashioned way, I couldnt give a fuck about signing up to your bullox.
Gaps in my teeth. Food please stay out of them.
Kevin trying to eat my frogs. Im not liking you recently Kevin.
Sleep routine. Seriously, what the fuck is that all about? A man should be able eat, sleep and carry on with out feeling tired.